Did I Just Say That Out Loud?

'Did you enjoy your stay?' 'Well, no.' I said. We were checking out of our hotel on our most recent road-trip to Edinburgh. My mouth gets me in trouble sometimes. Like that time I asked Neil to marry me.  Or the time I threw my Dad out of my house.  Or that time I asked … Continue reading Did I Just Say That Out Loud?

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Dear Sarge, I’m Sorry I Lied.

Dearest You, A year ago today, I put on a dress, prayed to the angels and  asked you to marry me. Thank you for telling me to get up off the floor and giving me an empty box. It's the best empty box I ever got. And this coming from a girl who collects empty boxes. … Continue reading Dear Sarge, I’m Sorry I Lied.

The Thanksgiving Duck

And so, last weekend I started a healthy eating kick.  For me, this meant leaving the lettuce and onions and one or two peppers on Saturday’s burger, and not having sour sweets while watching Tin Tin at the cinema.  I took fruit-bars to work and came home to rice-cakes and grapes.  I may have asked … Continue reading The Thanksgiving Duck