The Lost Day (Or Two)

I went to a New Year’s Eve party with shotguns taped to my chair.  They were plastic. The party was post-apocalyptic.  Because, y’know, the world is supposed to end in this year.  Depending on whom you speak to.  I think we’re good. Even better now that I know what day it is. You see, I … Continue reading The Lost Day (Or Two)

How To Have A Really Bad Cold

I've never been a good stuffed up person.  I've never liked taking naps, ask my parents.  The last time I slept during the during the day, I'd had all my wisdom teeth out the day before. Last week, my body was gearing up for my annual cold, and this week it has lashed out. While … Continue reading How To Have A Really Bad Cold