For Christmas, Dad bought me a copy of The Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook. Because that’s the kinda guy he is. I think it was a joint present.
‘You can skip the bits on dating and breaking up. I have, however, highlighted the section on BABIES!’ he said.
Since then, the book has sat on our actual coffee table, used as a handy reference guide/random writing prompter.
On Friday, I found the book open to this not-so-random page (73):
A gentle reminder from Sarge, after he spoke to the ring engravers and I met with the florist.
I like the last suggestion on the list: elope.
(Post inspired by life, love, good mental health and this week’s Weekly Photo Challenge.)