I pride myself on the fact that I’m not really a Bridezilla. I’ve been quite laid-back about this whole wedding thing, and actually more into the whole being married thing. Bring that on. A few months ago, I did have a blip about envelopes, of all things. And then I got over myself. Other than … Continue reading Is This Real Life?
Last week, Sarge wandered into the bedroom, where I was reading and minding my own business. 'I just bought something,' he said. 'What?' I expected him to name some official noise-making device with numbers on the end of it. 'You're going to hate me. You're never going to speak to me again. It's terrible.' 'Whut?' … Continue reading When Lorna Met Netflix
Finally, there exists a Shit People Say to People With Disabilities video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNoVSusaAVE When I was single, and I got 'the sex question' as an unsuccessful pickup line, the conversation would go something like this: Moron: Can you have sex? Me: Yes, but if you have to ask, I won't be having it with you.
The first and only time I danced on a table it buckled underneath me. My friends lifted me, in the chair, onto the table because it was the only free space on which to dance. I was 18 and liked to dance. I was also drunk. All other space that night was taken up by … Continue reading Dancing On The Tables
1. It complements my healthy-eating plan. When I'm eating grapes or rice-cakes and therefore hungry, it helps to re-pin cake recipes. 2. I can keep wedding ideas together without glue or paper-cuts. 3. It's a source of my daily Zen. 4. And sometimes it tells me what to do next. 5. It's shown my that … Continue reading 10 Reasons I Love Pinterest
This was taken at Loopy Lorna's Tea House. No, not my house. I'm more a coffee person. Sarge and I were taking a break from wedding cake shopping. Sarge was timing the brew using the stop-watch on his mobile phone. I was highly amused. Do you drink tea or coffee? How do you take it? … Continue reading Tea And Technology
OK, so. You know where I mentioned that I made a list of things to do before I turned 30, but this blog is not about that list? I’m 31 now. And it still isn’t. However. I’ve been thinking about my life. And where it’s going. How 31 isn’t exactly what I thought it would … Continue reading Write Taller